Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting.
When everybody had settled down, his father said,
“Kwame, your mum and I have found two potential brides for you in this village. Nkechi makes the best palmnut soup from what I hear.”
Chioma doesn’t cook well but she is romantic and has plenty buttocks. Which one of them should we marry for you?”
Kwame stood there for a long time and replied, “Papa, can you ask Nkechi to teach Chioma how to cook palmnut soup?”