The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend:
Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can give you.
Girlfriend: (sobs, moves close to Akpos and whispers in his ear) If you truly love me, introduce me to John.
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