The sailor and the lecturer
One day,a sailor was traveling with a lecturer and the following conversation ensued:
LECTURER: Sailor do you know Ecology?
LECTURER: What about Zoology?
LECTURER: what of Biology?
SAILOR: I don’t know.
LECTURER: (irritated)What on Earth do you know this man your going to die in ignorance.
Two hours later the boat started to sink and the lecturer got scared then the sailor asked;
do you know swimminology?
SAILOR: What about Escapology from the Riverolog?
SAILOR: Today, the Crocodiology is going to consume your Headology beacause of your bad Mouthology.