The missing moon
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court
The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
We will create another moon for Nigerians
Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers
We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
We dont want to sight the Moon
We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
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