TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!
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