A young man saw his elderly uncle at a Family gathering and happily rushed up to him. He was surprised by the response he got, A COLD SHOULDER! He was accused of showing affection only because this is a Family gathering. His uncle accused him of not making any attempt to either visit or call….
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
On day while traveling from Aba to Port Harcourt in a mini bus, a big 911 trailer overtook us in high speed. Zooooom… the Aboki sitting by the window shouted. THE BLOOD OF JESUS!!!
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can…
A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm’s open field where some pigs were playing around in the mud. “Relatives of yours, I believe,” the husband said. “Yes,” agreed the wife. “The in-laws”.
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to…
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for…
Teacher: “Amaka, What do u want to be in life?” Amaka: “A successful multi billionaire business woman.” Teacher faces Akpos. Teacher: “Akpos what of you?” Akpos: “Amaka’s husband”
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