How many feet?
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat...
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going...
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued; Akpos: Is there any...
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015...
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer:...
Akpos went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright his destiny would be. The native doctor drew a circle with a white...
Akpos went to rob a city bank. “Everybody down!!!” Akpos shouted. Everyone laid flat on the ground. “Where is the bank manager?” He asked, A...
Pastor Akpos goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condom. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get...
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss at work: Boss: Shouting Akpos!, Akpos!!! come to my office now…! Akpos: Yes Sir Boss :...
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