How many feet?
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
nigerian jokes about akpos
-
-
Everyone will die
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat...
-
Next question
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going...
-
Akpos escapes from psychiatric hospital
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued; Akpos: Is there any...
-
True love
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015...
-
Missing wife
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer:...
-
Akpos destiny
Akpos went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright his destiny would be. The native doctor drew a circle with a white...
-
Akpos the robber
Akpos went to rob a city bank. “Everybody down!!!” Akpos shouted. Everyone laid flat on the ground. “Where is the bank manager?” He asked, A...
-
Pastor buys condom?
Pastor Akpos goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condom. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get...
-
The customer is always right?
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss at work: Boss: Shouting Akpos!, Akpos!!! come to my office now…! Akpos: Yes Sir Boss :...
SHARE TO HELP BRIGHTEN SOMEONE'S DAY