How many feet?
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet. Likes(23)Dislikes(8)Share: Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn Email
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Everyone will die
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat in the front row laughed excessively at the pastor. The pastor repeated it. “I said, one day, every member of this church is going to die!” Again akpos laughed out…
Next question
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going home now. Likes(123)Dislikes(19)Share: Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn Email
Akpos escapes from psychiatric hospital
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued; Akpos: Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one? Receptionist: Just a minute sir hold on let me check. A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; “There…
True love
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can…
Missing wife
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to…
Akpos destiny
Akpos went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright his destiny would be. The native doctor drew a circle with a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk. After that he placed a dead millipede on the floor and asked Akpos to watch carefully. He said he would recite some…
Akpos the robber
Akpos went to rob a city bank. “Everybody down!!!” Akpos shouted. Everyone laid flat on the ground. “Where is the bank manager?” He asked, A young, scared man stood up and said, “Here I am.” Akpos: Open the safe and bring out all d money. MANAGER: (stammering) No, I can’t sir. Akpos; What?! Are you…