WITH CORRUPTION IN JONATHAN’S GOVERNMENT: A Tin of milk was #100 A Bag Of Sachet Water Was #80 A Bag Of Rice Was #8,000 A packet of condom was #50 A dollar was #177 From sapele to warri, using Uduaghan bus was #200 A litre of fuel was #87 without queues. Four seed of tomatoes was…
Steps On How To Borrow Airtime Without Paying Back. *Strictly for MTN Users Only Step 1: Borrow airtime by dialing *606#. Step 2: After you have exhausted the borrowed airtime, *Dial *326# and change your date to 1/01/2010. Step 3: Remove your battery and Sim. Step 4: Insert the battery and Sim card back You’ll…
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele…
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says…
A woman went to her priest with a problem. “Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?’ ” “That’s terrible!” exclaimed the priest. “But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to…
A minister warmed up the services one morning by saying, “Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark”. On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin and said,…
A young man saw his elderly uncle at a Family gathering and happily rushed up to him. He was surprised by the response he got, A COLD SHOULDER! He was accused of showing affection only because this is a Family gathering. His uncle accused him of not making any attempt to either visit or call….
A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow…