A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat in the front row laughed excessively at the pastor. The pastor repeated it. “I said, one day, every member of this church is going to die!” Again akpos laughed out…
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to…
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for…
We bring 419, Ghana copy from us, we no vex…. We bring selling of drugs, Ghana copy, we no vex…, We get Oil, Ghana claim dem too discover oil, we no vex… Now LIGHT OFF, you copy that one too finish! Una Nollywood una copy from us u dey call am Ghollywood or Kumahood. When…
One day, thieves came to Akpos’ house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun. After Akpos brought him his gun, he told him to hide in the room. As the thieves entered, his father brandished his gun at them and they began to tremble. Suddenly, Akpos came out of the…
Akpos bursts into the house, “Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78” The father is amazed and says “This calls for a party.” The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and Eateries. He spends all he has including his Month end salary. The father thought to himself, “At least I celebrated my…
Akpos was sitting in church and it was time for offering, so the collection bowl was passed around. He quickly pulled N10 from his pocket and dropped it in. Just then, the person behind him tapped me on the shoulder and handed him a N1000 note. Akpos smiled, placed the N1000 note in the bowl…
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