Tags archives: funniest-nigerian-jokes-ever

 

 

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Call from Hell

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well devil how much do I owe you for the call? The devil […]

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Ways to catch a thief

The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for […]

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First Class

Akpos bursts into the house, “Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78” The father is amazed and says “This calls for a party.” The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and Eateries. He spends all he has including his Month end salary. The father thought to himself, “At least I celebrated my […]

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Celebration

Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, doing shoki, sekem, etc. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband replied, “Looks like he’s […]

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Ali Baba and the forty thieves

Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer […]

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