One day, four men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their god. They were a Nigerian, a Chinese, an Indian, and an English man. Chinese man: “this is for my people”. and he jumped down the mountain. Indian man: “this is for my people” and he jumped down. When it was…
Three Americans and three Nigerians are traveling by a US train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Nigerians buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an American. “Watch the ride my youth!” answers a…
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well devil how much do I owe you for the call? The devil…
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
On day while traveling from Aba to Port Harcourt in a mini bus, a big 911 trailer overtook us in high speed. Zooooom… the Aboki sitting by the window shouted. THE BLOOD OF JESUS!!!
An unknown caller called Amaka and the following conversation ensued Unknown caller: hello, do you have a boyfriend? Amaka: Yeah… Unknown caller: So you have a boyfriend? Its your dad. Iโm coming so that youโll tell me when you grew horns! five minutes later, another Unknown caller called. Unknown caller: Hello, do you have a…
A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm’s open field where some pigs were playing around in the mud. “Relatives of yours, I believe,” the husband said. “Yes,” agreed the wife. “The in-laws”.
The American police style: Investigate heโs a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thiefโs wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for…
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