One day, four men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their god. They were a Nigerian, a Chinese, an Indian, and an English man. Chinese man: “this is for my people”. and he jumped down the mountain. Indian man: “this is for my people” and he jumped down. When it was…
Three Americans and three Nigerians are traveling by a US train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Nigerians buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an American. “Watch the ride my youth!” answers a…
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well devil how much do I owe you for the call? The devil…
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet. Likes(23)Dislikes(8)Share: Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn Email
On day while traveling from Aba to Port Harcourt in a mini bus, a big 911 trailer overtook us in high speed. Zooooom… the Aboki sitting by the window shouted. THE BLOOD OF JESUS!!! Likes(5)Dislikes(7)Share: Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn Email
An unknown caller called Amaka and the following conversation ensued Unknown caller: hello, do you have a boyfriend? Amaka: Yeah… Unknown caller: So you have a boyfriend? Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns! five minutes later, another Unknown caller called. Unknown caller: Hello, do you have a…
A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm’s open field where some pigs were playing around in the mud. “Relatives of yours, I believe,” the husband said. “Yes,” agreed the wife. “The in-laws”. Likes(10)Dislikes(5)Share: Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn Email
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for…