Son in-law to be

Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! .
Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke…
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink and smoke and you’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Man: Sir I only drink and smoke when I go to the club.
Father-In-Law : you club too?
Man: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : you’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! .
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. .
Father-In-Law: What!!! you’re a killer???

Man: Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. .
Father-In-Law: you’re highly welcome my son. you’re on the right track. you’re absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Do you need money to buy the engagement ring and the other things?

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