Sex and coffee


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On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyโ€™ll be flying, the expected arrival time, a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, “What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and some great sex.” All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says “Donโ€™t forget the coffee!”


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