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Steps On How To Borrow Airtime Without Paying Back. *Strictly for MTN Users Only Step 1: Borrow airtime by dialing *606#. Step 2: After you have exhausted the borrowed airtime, *Dial *326# and change your date to 1/01/2010. Step 3: Remove your battery and Sim. Step 4: Insert the battery and Sim card back You’ll…
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele…
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says…
Wikipedia: I know everything. Google: I have everything. Facebook: I know everybody. Internet: Without me, you are all nothing. NEPA (PHCN): Keep talking …we shall see!
Akpos calls technical support: AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly. TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on ??My computer??. AKPOS: I can??t see your computer. TECHNICIAN: No no, click on ??My computer?? on your computer. AKPOS: How can I click on your computer from my computer? TECHNICIAN: listen, There is an icon labelled ??My computer??…
An exam was conducted in maritime academy on the course code Com101 (Computer Science). One of the questions is… List any 5 component of a Personal Computer (PC) and explain. Akpos answer to the question was… 1. Table- Without the table, you can’t use the PC. 2. Chair- Without the chair, you can’t sit down…
There was a blonde who was driving her car on her way back home. Suddenly, her car breaks down. So she called a mechanic to fix the car. The mechanic said, “Your car has a battery problem.” The blonde replied, “What’s the problem with the battery?” He answered, “The battery is flat.” Looking worried, She said,…
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