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The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive -INEC The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow -Abuja High Court The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai…
WITH CORRUPTION IN JONATHAN’S GOVERNMENT: A Tin of milk was #100 A Bag Of Sachet Water Was #80 A Bag Of Rice Was #8,000 A packet of condom was #50 A dollar was #177 From sapele to warri, using Uduaghan bus was #200 A litre of fuel was #87 without queues. Four seed of tomatoes was…
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well devil how much do I owe you for the call? The devil…
Three prominent politicians in Nigeria boarded the same flight to from Abuja to Lagos. The first Politician started, “I can throw one N1000 note down and make one person laugh.” “I can make two persons laugh with just two N500 notes.” the second politician replied. The third politician retorted, “With just five pieces of N200…
Akpos recently shared the following views at a public forum: When Nigerian politicians loot public funds/money from Nigeria, they keep it in Switzerland. When sick, they go to Germany or India. When investing, they go to America. When buying Mansions, they visit London. When shopping they go to Dubai. When on holidays, they visit Paris…