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Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to…
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for…
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ‘something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offense with which to nail the ‘stubborn’ pastor, they now asked him to open the…
Akpos was coming late at night from a party and knowing that he will be stopped at this notorious check point accelerated on getting close and screeched to a stop at the police checkpoint. Bringing out his head through the car window he said to the policemen Help!!!, help!!! Please help armed robbers are chasing…
A man hired a vehicle to take a relative’s corps home for burial. As they approached a regular police check point on their route, The man asked the driver to stop and help unload the coffin from the Vehicle unto his head. A very surprised driver tried to talk him out of it for fear…
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying…