Category archives: Police & Military Jokes

 

 

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Missing wife

Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to […]

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Ways to catch a thief

The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for […]

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The police and the pastor

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ‘something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offense with which to nail the ‘stubborn’ pastor, they now asked him to open the […]

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Akpos and the police

Akpos was coming late at night from a party and knowing that he will be stopped at this notorious check point accelerated on getting close and screeched to a stop at the police checkpoint. Bringing out his head through the car window he said to the policemen Help!!!, help!!! Please help armed robbers are chasing […]

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