Missing wife
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer:...
Police & Military Jokes
Browse the largest collection of funny Nigerian police and military jokes that will keep you laughing all day long.
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Ways to catch a thief
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he...
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The police and the pastor
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ‘something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to...
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Akpos and the police
Akpos was coming late at night from a party and knowing that he will be stopped at this notorious check point accelerated on getting close...
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I no like where them bury me
A man hired a vehicle to take a relative’s corps home for burial. As they approached a regular police check point on their route, The...
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Burglar’s Secret
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your...
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