Brown eyes
A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said “Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes...
Marriage Jokes
Browse the largest collection of marriage jokes from Nigeria that will keep you laughing all day long!
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English wahala
A newly married Nigerian couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy, so they would have time...
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Relatives
A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm’s open field where some...
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Missing wife
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer:...
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Pregnant maid
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: Wife: Our maid is pregnant… Akpos: That’s her problem Wife: Neighbours are talking… Akpos: That’s their...
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Akpos aspiration
Teacher: “Amaka, What do u want to be in life?” Amaka: “A successful multi billionaire business woman.” Teacher faces Akpos. Teacher: “Akpos what of you?”...
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Celebration
Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, doing shoki,...
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Son in-law to be
Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man: Sir, I...
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Ali Baba and the forty thieves
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of...
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Carry your burdens
A husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited!...
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