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A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said “Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?” “No, I didn’t know that.” The man replied. “So what color are your wife’s eyes?” asked the friend. The man replied, “I’m too drunk to remember….
A newly married Nigerian couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy, so they would have time for their careers and other more important things. One day, Oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He molded a big heart (to represent love) with the assistance…
A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm’s open field where some pigs were playing around in the mud. “Relatives of yours, I believe,” the husband said. “Yes,” agreed the wife. “The in-laws”.
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to…
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: Wife: Our maid is pregnant… Akpos: That’s her problem Wife: Neighbours are talking… Akpos: That’s their problem… Wife: I’m worried Akpos: That’s your problem Wife: They say it’s yours Akpos: That’s my problem..!!!
Teacher: “Amaka, What do u want to be in life?” Amaka: “A successful multi billionaire business woman.” Teacher faces Akpos. Teacher: “Akpos what of you?” Akpos: “Amaka’s husband”
Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, doing shoki, sekem, etc. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband replied, “Looks like he’s…
Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke… Father-In-Law : You mean u drink and smoke and you’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Man: Sir I only…
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