Category archives: Marriage Jokes

 

 

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Brown eyes

A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said “Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?” “No, I didn’t know that.” The man replied. “So what color are your wife’s eyes?” asked the friend. The man replied, “I’m too drunk to remember. […]

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Relatives

A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm’s open field where some pigs were playing around in the mud. “Relatives of yours, I believe,” the husband said. “Yes,” agreed the wife. “The in-laws”. Likes(10)Dislikes(5)Share: Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn Email

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Missing wife

Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to […]

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Pregnant maid

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: Wife: Our maid is pregnant… Akpos: That’s her problem Wife: Neighbours are talking… Akpos: That’s their problem… Wife: I’m worried Akpos: That’s your problem Wife: They say it’s yours Akpos: That’s my problem..!!! Likes(7)Dislikes(7)Share: Facebook Twitter Google+ LinkedIn Email

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Celebration

Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, doing shoki, sekem, etc. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband replied, “Looks like he’s […]

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