The largest collection of health, medical and hospital jokes from Nigeria that will keep you laughing all day long!
A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow…
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which…
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued; Akpos: Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one? Receptionist: Just a minute sir hold on let me check. A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; “There…
An heart broken girl went for counseling and the following conversation ensued; GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. Counselor: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor kissed the…
Pastor Akpos goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condom. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it. As Akpos waited for his condoms, one of his members comes to buy drugs and greets him, “Pastor, good evening.” “Good evening Brother Michael. How are you?” he replied….
During the Ebola outbreak in Nigeria Akpos went to Church on Sunday and testified that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the…
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out…
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