Category archives: Akpos Jokes

 

 

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Difference between a goat and sheep

May/June 2015 Biology WAEC Questions INSTRUCTION: Answer All Q2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep) Check out Akpos answer: The goat when you use it for soup it taste ‘waaaaow’, but the sheep when you use it for soup, it does not taste ‘waaaaow’. Goats give soup perfume especially […]

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Everyone will die

A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat in the front row laughed excessively at the pastor. The pastor repeated it. “I said, one day, every member of this church is going to die!” Again akpos laughed out […]

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Akpos escapes from psychiatric hospital

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued; Akpos: Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one? Receptionist: Just a minute sir hold on let me check. A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; “There […]

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True love

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can […]

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Missing wife

Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?” Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to […]

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