Akpos and his angry wife
The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone: CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you? AKPORS: Honey, you remember that...
Akpos Jokes
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Difference between a goat and sheep
May/June 2015 Biology WAEC Questions INSTRUCTION: Answer All Q2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep) Check out Akpos answer:...
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How many feet?
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
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Everyone will die
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat...
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Next question
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going...
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Psychology
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying; “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”...
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Akpos escapes from psychiatric hospital
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued; Akpos: Is there any...
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True love
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015...
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Missing wife
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer:...
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Open letter from Akpos to Ghana
We bring 419, Ghana copy from us, we no vex…. We bring selling of drugs, Ghana copy, we no vex…, We get Oil, Ghana claim...
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