How many feet?
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
Akpos Jokes
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Akpos and Dad attacked
One day, thieves came to Akpos’ house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun. After Akpos brought him his gun,...
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Pregnant maid
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: Wife: Our maid is pregnant… Akpos: That’s her problem Wife: Neighbours are talking… Akpos: That’s their...
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The Question
TEACHER: If you multiple 2196 by 15 and subtract it by 772 and divide by 11, what will you get? AKPOS: (he stands up) I’ll...
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Everyone will die
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat...
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Akpos on Egyptian excursion
The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written “1102BC”. The teacher now asked “who knows...
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Akpos and his angry wife
The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone: CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you? AKPORS: Honey, you remember that...
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Difference between a goat and sheep
May/June 2015 Biology WAEC Questions INSTRUCTION: Answer All Q2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep) Check out Akpos answer:...
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Next question
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going...
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Psychology
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying; “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”...
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