Next question
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going...
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Missing wife
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer:...
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Akpos and his angry wife
The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone: CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you? AKPORS: Honey, you remember that...
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First Class
Akpos bursts into the house, “Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78” The father is amazed and says “This calls for a party.” The father takes Akpos...
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Everyone will die
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat...
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Difference between a goat and sheep
May/June 2015 Biology WAEC Questions INSTRUCTION: Answer All Q2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep) Check out Akpos answer:...
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How many feet?
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
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True love
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015...
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Psychology
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying; “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”...
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Akpos escapes from psychiatric hospital
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued; Akpos: Is there any...
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