Next question
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going...
Nigerian Jokes
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The Sacrifice
One day, four men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their god. They were a Nigerian, a Chinese, an Indian, and...
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Ways to catch a thief
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he...
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Call from Hell
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and...
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Missing wife
Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” Akpos: “A month.” Oficer:...
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Brown eyes
A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said “Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes...
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English wahala
A newly married Nigerian couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy, so they would have time...
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Akpos and his angry wife
The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone: CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you? AKPORS: Honey, you remember that...
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First Class
Akpos bursts into the house, “Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78” The father is amazed and says “This calls for a party.” The father takes Akpos...
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Relatives
A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm’s open field where some...
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