The Question
TEACHER: If you multiple 2196 by 15 and subtract it by 772 and divide by 11, what will you get? AKPOS: (he stands up) I’ll...
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Naira Conversation
A well-worn out N1000 note and a similarly distressed N10 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor...
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Only in Nigeria
Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading #200 MTN Recharge Card. 😀 Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200 and win a...
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Family reunion
A young man saw his elderly uncle at a Family gathering and happily rushed up to him. He was surprised by the response he got,...
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Akpos the robber
Akpos went to rob a city bank. “Everybody down!!!” Akpos shouted. Everyone laid flat on the ground. “Where is the bank manager?” He asked, A...
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Cheap boyfriend
GIRL: I hate my boyfriend! BOY: Why? GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?...
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Ways to catch a thief
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he...
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Akpos and the police
Akpos was coming late at night from a party and knowing that he will be stopped at this notorious check point accelerated on getting close...
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How many feet?
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
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Pregnant Woman
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn’t stop sucking...
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