Plaintains
Teacher: Kola, spell plantain Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? He asks “Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?”,...
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Son in-law to be
Father-In-Law : Young man, you’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man: Sir, I...
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Akpos gives Church offering
Akpos was sitting in church and it was time for offering, so the collection bowl was passed around. He quickly pulled N10 from his pocket...
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Bathing Soap
Girlfriend: Honey, please could you buy me my bathing soap when you are coming? Boyfriend: Alright! No problem… but how much is it? Girlfriend: it’s...
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Ewe and Ashanti Supremacy
Two kingdoms Ashanti and Ewe kingdom, decided to hold a drinking competition to test one supremacy. A week to the competition, the Ewe kingdom sent...
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I’m a thief
Akpos came back from the bank with lots of money. Immediately he entered his house, he realised that criminals were after him. He heard a...
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Akpos and Dad attacked
One day, thieves came to Akpos’ house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun. After Akpos brought him his gun,...
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She slept alone
A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they...
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Parrots and the Priest
A woman went to her priest with a problem. “Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All...
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Akpos on Egyptian excursion
The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written “1102BC”. The teacher now asked “who knows...
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