Don’t argue with a woman
Akpos get home at midnight and knocks the door Wife: Go back to where you are coming from! Akpos: Open the door or I will...
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Comparisons
Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far this year! Let’s do comparisons …....
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Bastard!
An heart broken girl went for counseling and the following conversation ensued; GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. Counselor: Well now,...
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Akpos Question
Assuming government asked everyone to register their boyfriend/girlfriend before 2016. And you obeyed and then upon trying to register your boyfriend/girlfriend the machine says “SORRY!...
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Everyone will die
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat...
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Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for...
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Brown eyes
A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said “Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes...
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The Question
TEACHER: If you multiple 2196 by 15 and subtract it by 772 and divide by 11, what will you get? AKPOS: (he stands up) I’ll...
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Naira Conversation
A well-worn out N1000 note and a similarly distressed N10 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor...
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Only in Nigeria
Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading #200 MTN Recharge Card. 😀 Very soon Etisalat go say recharge #200 and win a...
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