Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.”
The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?”
Akpos: “A month.”
Oficer: “Why did you wait so long to report it?”
Akpos: “Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear.”
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