A young man saw his elderly uncle at a Family gathering and happily rushed up to him. He was surprised by the response he got, A COLD SHOULDER! He was accused of showing affection only because this is a Family gathering.
His uncle accused him of not making any attempt to either visit or call.
The perplexed young man defended himself thus: But Uncle, I tried your number on several occasions but every time the response I got is “SORRY, THE NUMBER YOU ARE CALLING IS NOT RESPONSIBLE!”