Everyone will die
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!”
Akpos, who sat in the front row laughed excessively at the pastor.
The pastor repeated it. “I said, one day, every member of this church is going to die!”
Again akpos laughed out loud.
The irritated pastor asked Akpos, “Son, what’s so funny about that?”
Akpos replied, “I’m not a member of this church!”