Don’t argue with a woman
Akpos get home at midnight and knocks the door
Wife: Go back to where you are coming from!
Akpos: Open the door or I will throw myself into the swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?
So Akpos stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool !!! ..Scheweew..!!!
Wife hears, opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. Akpos quickly sneaks into the house then locks the door.
Wife: Open the door or I will shout!!
Akpos: Shout till all the neighbours wake up and come here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only a pant and bra!