A man wanted to buy a cow, so he holds the cow’s udders (breasts) and at the same time caresses them.
His son asks, “Dad why are you doing that to the cow?”
The man replied, “Son, I have to check if the cow’s breasts produce milk in other for me to buy the cow.”
The son, dejected said, “I’m afraid the neighbour wants to buy mum too.”
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