GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!
GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?
BOY: Of course not, I’m not like that.
GIRL: I’m going to break up with him.
BOY: Ok but know I’m available.
[Girl stands to leave]
BOY: Wait, where are you going?
GIRL: To break up with my boyfriend of course.
BOY: You can’t leave.
BOY: Who is going to pay for the lunch we just had?”