Ask and it shall…(Mathew 7:7)
At the close of work on one faithful Friday, Seun decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a catholic sister and gave her a lift.
While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending he was reaching out for the gear stick.
The sister softly said Mathew 7:7′, he quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentration on his driving.
He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7′. When the sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, “Young man, the problem with you is that you don’t read your Bible”
When Seun got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads “Ask and it shall be given unto you…”. He nearly cried.
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