Akpos and the police
Akpos was coming late at night from a party and knowing that he will be stopped at this notorious check point accelerated on getting close and screeched to a stop at the police checkpoint.
Bringing out his head through the car window he said to the policemen
Help!!!, help!!! Please help armed robbers are chasing me.
All the policemen at the check point disappeared into the near by bush. And Akpos drove away in his car laughing his head off.