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Akpos and the pastor’s crazy prayers

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?
Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.
Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches
Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade center of happiness collapse on you and your family
Akpos (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.
Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.

Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to claim these prayers

Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

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