Akpos and his angry wife

The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone:

CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you?

AKPORS: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it?

CHIDIMMA: (relaxed): Yes, my king

AKPORS: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day & I said I will buy it for you one day?

CHIDIMMA: (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!

AKPORS: Good, I am in a beer palour next to
that shop.

If you were Chidinma what would you do to Akpos?

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