Akpos and his angry wife
The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidima and her husband Akpors on phone:
CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you?
AKPORS: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it?
CHIDIMMA: (relaxed): Yes, my king
AKPORS: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day & I said I will buy it for you one day?
CHIDIMMA: (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
AKPORS: Good, I am in a beer palour next to
If you were Chidinma what would you do to Akpos?